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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>Kedves Ildikó és
Kedves <span class=SpellE>Katalist</span> Társak!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>Napok óta derülök
az anekdotákon és nem láttam meg az elírást. ANKEDOTA – ANEKDOTA. Az agy
korrigál ilyenkor, <span class=GramE>tudja</span> mit akarunk. Olyan ez, mint
az a bizonyos <span class=SpellE>ETO-s</span> 681-618 „számcsavar”,
az agy ott is korrigál. </span></font><font face=Wingdings><span
style='font-family:Wingdings;mso-ascii-font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-hansi-font-family:
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Wingdings'><span style='mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'>J</span></span></font><font
face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial'> </span></font><font face=Wingdings><span style='font-family:Wingdings;
mso-ascii-font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-hansi-font-family:"Book Antiqua";
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'><span
style='mso-char-type:symbol;mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings'>J</span></span></font><font
face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>Az <span
class=SpellE>állatorvosin</span> jön egy hallgató, látja az ETO jelzetet (1979-ben
még az ETO futott):<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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size=1 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></font></span></span></font><![endif]><font face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>Tessék mondani,
milyen matematikai képletek ezek? <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:36.0pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;
tab-stops:list 36.0pt'><![if !supportLists]><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span
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size=1 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></font></span></span></font><![endif]><font face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>619: 616-019+636<span
class=GramE>.2</span>(038) – minden volt ott csak / nem – fejből írtam
– lehet nem minden számjelzet pontos, úgy rémlik az idegileg kiborult
tehén jelzete volt. <span class=SpellE>Huszonsokéve</span> nem <span
class=SpellE>ETOztam</span><span class=GramE>…és</span> most direkt nem
keresgélek pontosságra.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:18.0pt'><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:18.0pt'><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>A
<span class=GramE>valóságban</span> ha stresszes a tehén, pl. bemegy az
istállóba a gazda, aki lovat, tehenet egyaránt üt, „felhúzza” a
tejet a háta is felpúpozódik és nem adja le. Erre a fejőszéken - előtte a
sajtárral - ülő feleség kizavarja a gazdát, a tehén tovább tejel. Erről a
nagyanyám mesélt, kézi fejésnél vele történt meg.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>Derűs kedvvel az
anekdoták miatt is:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'>Angéla –
volt állatorvosi könyvtáros<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 color=black face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";color:black;mso-no-proof:
yes'>dr. univ. Drobinoha Angéla<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 color=black face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";color:black;mso-no-proof:
yes'>ny. főkönyvtáros<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 color=black face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";color:black;mso-no-proof:
yes'>2000 Szentendre<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 color=black face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";color:black;mso-no-proof:
yes'>Rózsakert Ltp. 10. lh. fsz. 2.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-no-proof:yes'><a
href="mailto:drobinoha.angela@upcmail.hu">drobinoha.angela@upcmail.hu</a><font
color=black><span style='color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></font></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 color=black face="Book Antiqua"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";color:black;mso-no-proof:
yes'>Sola fide, sola gratia!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black;mso-no-proof:yes'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-no-proof:yes'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Book Antiqua"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Book Antiqua";mso-bidi-font-family:Arial'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:35.4pt'><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>-----<span class=SpellE>Original</span>
<span class=SpellE>Message</span>-----<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>From:</span></b> katalist-bounces@listserv<span
class=GramE>.niif</span>.hu [mailto:katalist-bounces@listserv.niif.hu] <b><span
style='font-weight:bold'>On Behalf Of </span></b>Jahn Ferenc Kórház Könyvtár<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:47
AM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> Katalist@listserv.niif.hu<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> [KATALIST] könyvtári
ankedota</span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:35.4pt'><font size=3
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:35.4pt'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Nekem is van egy kedves emlékem: a
Semmelweis Egyetem Központi Könyvtára még bőven az Üllői út 26. alatt
lakozott. <span class=GramE>A</span> legfrissebb könyvek az olvasótermi
tárlóban voltak, de amikor jött a még frissebb, ez bekerült a raktárba. </span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:35.4pt'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Így történhetett, hogy egy olvasó
"mákgubó van a címlapján, nem lehet, hogy nem <span class=GramE>tudják</span>
mit keresek" felkiáltással kért egy könyvet. Természetesen megkapta.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:35.4pt'><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>De nem csak az olvasók és az
informatikusok viccesek! Hiszen a KATALIST-en napok óta ANKEDOTA címmel
levelezgetünk ANEKDOTA helyett!</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:35.4pt'><em><i><font size=2 face=Arial><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'>Bérczy Ildikó</span></font></i></em><i><font
size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;font-style:
italic'><br>
<em><i><font face=Arial><span style='font-family:Arial'>könyvtárvezető</span></font></i></em><br>
<em><i><font face=Arial><span style='font-family:Arial'>Jahn Ferenc Dél-pesti
Kórház Könyvtár</span></font></i></em><br>
<em><i><font face=Arial><span style='font-family:Arial'>1204 Budapest Köves u.
1.</span></font></i></em><br>
<em><i><font face=Arial><span style='font-family:Arial'>+36-1-289-6428</span></font></i></em><br>
</span></font></i><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'><a href="mailto:konyvtar@jahndelpest.hu"><em><i><font
face=Arial><span style='font-family:Arial'>konyvtar@jahndelpest.hu</span></font></i></em></a></span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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